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Volume 3: How Russia regards the ladies relationship with Paul. Ruth’s impressions of the press. Touring Russia. Pop diva Ruth has her own billboard in Russia. Ruth in space! Bathing in snow in the arctic circle. Beatle Paul is arrested for farming pot in Scotland. Jim goes mad. Macca advocates the legalization of weed in the Times. Dealing with their relationship with Paul. McCartney’s Swedish drug bust. On the death of George’s mum Louise. The McCartneys are moral cowards. Ruth rides horses with Heather McCartney. Heather go to the bathroom! Ruth opines on Paul’s music – not a fan. Paul will not did deep into his emotions thus his music suffers. “Trite pop crap! “ Jim’s profound disappointment in Paul. Angie’s no Beatles fan. John was the backbone of the Beatles. Paul and Prince? Paul was not really close to his dad. Paul bought the Robbins a shop. Mr. McCartney was on a meager monthly budget from Paul. Paul paid just half of Aunty Milly’s nursing home bill. Ruth and Julian Lennon. Jamming with Keith Moon, Rod Stewart, Cat Stevens, Ryan O’Neil, Mark Bolan and Elton John in London. Mike McGear would cover for Paul even if he murdered someone. Paul is not dead – but he did crash his motorbike. On Tara Brown and his wife (she did not recall her own child’s name!). On Mick Jagger circa 1967. Paul does not challenge himself. Linda did not feed her family properly so Jim and co used to sneak food at night. Paul forgets Jim’s birthday. The star studded funeral of Brian Epstein. LuLu loses her pants. The Beatles loved Brian. Ruth’s real dad – not whom you think! Paul roughs up an old man at Lime Street Station. Linda is abusive to old Jim. Paul kicks the dog! A reporter cons his way into the house. Paul’s a fairly decent carpenter. The day John Lennon died – Yoko is a flake. Paul orders Angie around. Paul was controlling. Contains adult language and mature themes.

Volume 2: Ruth and Angie on Twiggy and Apple Records director Ron Kass. The advent of Mary Hopkin. Sleeping with Rod Stewart. Secrets of Paul’s bedroom at his dad’s home in Liverpool. Mike McCartney’s famous overnight guests. Dusty Springfield and Madeline Bell implode 1967. Macca seldom drank. The phycology of the McCartney Clan. Paul’s songwriting habits. Secrets of She’s Leaving Home, Hey Jude, Norwegian Wood, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, When I’m 64. Paul to marry Cynthia Lennon? On Drake’s Drum Jim McCartney’s very successful race horse. Jim was a careful gambler. Linda redecorates Rembrandt with disastrous results. Termites in Beatle Paul’s bed! A sexual McCartneys? Angie likes Linda. Angie’s does not like Paul. Ruth breaks down in a very emotional plea to her brother. The ghosts of John Lennon and Jimmy Mac. Who is the real Paul McCartney. The role of Linda in Paul’s life. Paul is often a moral coward. Ruth becomes a pop star in Russia. Contains adult language and mature themes. Not recommended for children

Volume 1: Angie’s early life. A piano teacher at 14. The death of Ruth’s dad. Meeting Jim McCartney’s father. Secrets of the extended McCartney family. Angie and Ruth move into Rembrandt on November 17, 1964. Paul drives from London to meet his new family. First impressions of Beatle Paul. The 28 year age difference between Jim and Angie. Ruth spends time with her new big brother. Macca is a very careful driver. The wedding Ruth did not attend. The press camps out in the garden. Jim did not own his own home – Paul did. Weird Beatles fan mail. Working with good old Freda Kelly. The mad fan who mailed herself from Texas. Meeting Mike McCartney. A rough start between Angie and Mike. McGear’s first marriage. On Jane Asher. Ruth’s school days. Meeting the Beatles Xmas 1964. On Alma Cogan. Paul hangs out with Ruth. On Peter and Gordon. Jane Asher’s father kills himself. Jim McCartney – crossword king of Liverpool. Mrs. Asher taught music. What does Geoffrey think of Angie’s and Ruth? January 1965. A trip to meet the Beatles in the Bahamas.

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